*making a pot of tea*
Small: "Mummymummymummy!!"
Me: "What?"
Small: "You have to eat these berries right now, really fast, before the clock strikes twelve!"
Me: "Oh, ok. Why?"
Small: "They'll make you better; you have radiation poisoning!"
Me: "Crikey! Best eat 'em up quick then, hadn't I?!" *makes gobble noises*
Me: "Done."
Small: "How do you feel?"
Me: "I feel good."
Small: "How good?"
Me: "Well, I don't feel like I have radiation poisoning, that's for sure!"
Small: "It's worked!" *runs away grinning*
